Nový učitel na Zeměpis, nový žák ve třídě

2. března 2006 v 20:36 | vosa |  Novinky
Nové pololetí přineslo nejednu změnu. Zdravotní stav naší paní ředitelky donutil na nějakou dobu přeorganizovat vedení naší školy. Prof. Perst si hezky povýšil z administratorské funkce na ředitele, Frau Skorocká z tělocvikářky na zástupce ředitele a Prof. Jirku z učitele fyziky a hudební výchovy na administrátora. Jelikož má Perst hodně práce (není divu, vzhledem k posledním obdobím fungování naší paní ředitelky) a proto mu ve Vídni "nakázali", že do doby, do které bude "steurovat" OESP se musí vzát všech tříd kromě maturitních ročníků, které doposud na škole vyučoval. Chtěl bych tímto sdělit také maturantům, ať jsou rádi, že jim Persti zůstal, protože s "tím" co jsme dostali jako náhradu by k maturitě asi ani nedošli, nebo by případně prospali všechny hodiny zeměpisu.

Tak teď k našemu novému přírůstku. Je to čech, který se s námi baví a vyučuje nás v němčině. Jmenuje se Křenek a jak už tomu bývá, už od první chvíle se mu ve třídách dávají přezdívky. Za nejpoužívanější považuji přezdívku "Křemílek" (nebo jsem ji v posledních několika dnech nejvíckrát zaslechl). Je to celkem výstižné. Celkem to vystihuje i jeho chování a vzhled, který se dá přirovnat spíš učitelům z dob filmů "Marečku, podejte mi pero!" a dalších. Další přezdívky jsou vesměs hanlivé, proto je zde raději nebudu zveřejňovat.
Náš skvělý učitel je nejspíše čerstvě vystudovaný a vůbec bych se nedivil, kdyby jsme byli jeho první školou, na které učí. Soudím tak podle jeho věku, zpráv některých lidí, kteří s ním údajně byli v kontaktu i mimo školní budovu a hlavně podle toho, jakým stylem látku vysvětluje. Česky řečeno: To, že z něj jedna věta leze půl hodiny, to se dá ještě pochopit, ale to, že mluví německy jako prase, to je opravdu příšerné. Už jen když člověk slyší tu výslovnost řekne si, že ten člověk snad nikdy nebyl v Německu, ale když se potom dozví, že tam dokonce i studoval a ještě ke všemu promoval, kroutí každý jen nevěřícně hlavou. To nemluvím o jeho gramatice. Občas z něj vypadne taková kombinace, kterou by člověk čekal tak maximálně od někoho z prvních ročníků našeho gymnázia. Nu - aspoň se v hodinách zeměpisu nenudíme. Ba naopak. Při jeho výkladu leží polovina z nás smíchy na lavici, někteří i pod lavicí a marně se pokoušíme skrýt náš smích. Nosí kotlety. Pro zpestření našich hodin vznikl jeden bláznivý nápad, který se dal touto cestou skvěle realizovat. Ve třídě nám přibyli dva nový žáci - Kim a Sandro. Tím jsme si ale také mohli domyslet ještě někoho a k tomu se nám stal právě náš křemílek. Náš nový přírůstek se jmenuje José Chroustal, je mu 16 let (15.7.1989) a má rád fotbal, hokej. Už je již několikátý den zapsát v třídní knize jako nepřítomen. Oba obrázky jsou z pondělí 27.2.2006
 

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1 TT TT | Web | 2. března 2006 v 20:42 | Reagovat

tyvole voso ty si ten clanek psal vozralej?

2 Verca Verca | E-mail | Web | 2. března 2006 v 21:23 | Reagovat

ten ucitel je jedna velka katastrofa... dokonce i skory ho s nama dneska zkritizovala... slysela jsem, ze kdyz ve stredu zpustili ve 12 ten kazdomesicni alarm, tak ze jste prej zalezli pod lavice a rikali, ze to musite a on ze nic nerikal a dal vyucoval... docela husty no... : ))

3 Terka Terka | E-mail | Web | 2. března 2006 v 21:25 | Reagovat

no tak to je hustyy...: ))

4 vosa vosa | E-mail | 2. března 2006 v 21:31 | Reagovat

to bylo nejhustci, my sme vsichni zalezli pod lavice, cela trida, ale on tam jenom stal a koukal a nic nerikal...:-)))

5 Verca Verca | E-mail | Web | 2. března 2006 v 21:51 | Reagovat

hele! to priste natocte nejakou schovanou kamerou! to bych docela rada videla... : )) kdyz mi to Kaja vypravela, tak jsem z toho vazne nemohla..

6 Terka Terka | E-mail | Web | 2. března 2006 v 23:10 | Reagovat

no jako ty si Verco dneska s Vasak taky nebyla spatna...ja myslela, ze umru smichy, to se nedalo vydrzet...: ))))

7 KSS KSS | E-mail | 3. března 2006 v 11:32 | Reagovat

ty vole, jose... tak to jo...

8 vosa senior vosa senior | 3. března 2006 v 17:19 | Reagovat

haha, Jose Chroustal, to je dobry..

9 Verca Verca | E-mail | Web | 3. března 2006 v 17:21 | Reagovat

2Terka: ja taky... : ))

10 alkee alkee | 3. března 2006 v 22:14 | Reagovat

ste všichni vymrdaný fetácký idioti-nechápu,proč mu to ještě víc ztěžujete,asi nevíte,jak je to těžký učit prvnim rokem ve škole která je plná vyhulenejch dementů nejen z 6.B

11 KSS KSS | E-mail | 3. března 2006 v 22:20 | Reagovat

hele alkee pod do prudirny...

12 alkee alkee | 3. března 2006 v 22:21 | Reagovat

SERU ZHULENČE

13 KSS KSS | E-mail | 4. března 2006 v 18:02 | Reagovat

ty trosko, tak nemej bobky...

14 Anež Anež | 5. března 2006 v 14:17 | Reagovat

No, pár lidí od nás z něj udělalo Elvise.. Ale asi chudák Elvis... Hele ale to jeho ouuukeeej, to je vazne priserny.. A uplne nejlepsi je, ze nam vubec nerozumi.. Mu neco reknu, on se zarazi, pak z nej vypadne "nein, nein", a za 2 minuty rekne to samy co sem rikala s tim, ze jsme to zapomneli rict. Fakt KRIZE!!! :-//

15 Verca Verca | E-mail | Web | 5. března 2006 v 15:52 | Reagovat

krize nejvetsi...

16 Adla Adla | 5. března 2006 v 20:36 | Reagovat

Joj je fakt neuveritelnej, docela nam s Markovou davaj... ale aspon je na rozdil od Markovy vtipnej, i kdyz po nejaky dobe to je spis uz k placi:(

17 Verca Verca | E-mail | Web | 5. března 2006 v 21:55 | Reagovat

je to k placi asi po 5 minutach...

18 Terka Terka | E-mail | Web | 6. března 2006 v 17:49 | Reagovat

priprav se psychicky na zitrek!!! : (

19 vosa vosa | E-mail | 6. března 2006 v 17:52 | Reagovat

Sakra! Ja jsem dneska prisel o Kremilka...sice sem si to zaridil sam, ale ted mi nejak zacina chybet :-((

20 Verca Verca | E-mail | Web | 6. března 2006 v 21:14 | Reagovat

ale ale... : ))

21 KSS KSS | E-mail | 6. března 2006 v 22:54 | Reagovat

a jak to?

22 José Chroustal José Chroustal | 7. března 2006 v 16:55 | Reagovat

Zatím neví,kdy se do školy dostavím,za důvod panu Křenkovi udejte bolest krční páteře.Kdo mě tam zapsal nevim,ale zkuste hádat!

Adios Don José de la Chroustal

23 Karolina Karolina | 7. března 2006 v 20:09 | Reagovat

No..V Nemecku byl 8 let..ehmmm---nevim nevim...Zitra nas zase ceka =))

24 klaruša klaruša | 8. března 2006 v 17:16 | Reagovat

počítali sme, kolik slov dá za minutu.. je to neuvěřitelnejch 32 slov.. panečku, to je rychlost:)))

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